- What movie should I watch? I've been trying to figure it out for hours and I cannot for the life of me decide.
That means I’ll almost definitely be playing one of the undead, this is of course assuming I don’t get any work as a runner, which I’ve also applied for via LinkedIn. I have to go down there and audition in just under a month’s time, which should be… Interesting. It’s 9 days work max but the pay is pretty damn good, plus I’d get to spend the entire day shambling around in zombie make up.
#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.
In ancient times people weren’t simply male or female, but one of three types: male/male, male/female or female/female. In other words, each person was made out of the components of two people. Everyone was happy with this arrangment and never really gave it much thought. But then God took a knife and cut everyone in half, right down the middle. So after that the world was divided just into male and female, the upshot being that people spend their time running around trying to locate their missing half.” —Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via durianseeds)